Etymology of Patriotism.

Etymology of Patriotism : --- by Dr. Bibhash Chakravorty. Loving the fatherland like the Germans. Well, one who can't love his own father can't be expected to love his fatherland, isn't it ? Though India is a motherland, let's call it Parentland for argument's sake keeping in mind, my father Lord SHIVA, my mortal father now immortal is Sayambhhu ( Autogenous ), complete by Himself having conjured up a virtual mother ( actually more real ) for our entertainment purposes ! The irony is, those who call themselves the so called patriots of India had kept my parents separated for eternity by an infinitesimal but infinite space of Ardhanariswar ARDHAMATRA until I brought my hands together in applause and clapped it by laughing the guffaw of laughter from the quantum to the cosmic, after realising their utter stupidity of ARDHAMATRA understanding, thus merging SHIVA into Shakti forever, breaking their glass barrier ! So, one who loves his own father doesn't need to exhibit extra patriotism for his own motherland or fatherland ! Or does the government of India makes it mandatory to love someone called Bapu ( Gandhi ) before he can be marked as a patriotic man ? Bapu, whose experiments with Truth would bring nauseous bile regurgitating up the throats of real Men because it's the joke of the millennium and a towering height of perverted humour seeing someone experimenting with truth, when it was an unfamiliar, jamais vu fading memory in his corrupted, decadent, imbecile brain ! One can only challenge the truth, experimenting with it means to deny your very existence in reality at the outset, a RIDICULIZED Zombification ! Did he rceive any bribe from the British for dividing India ? Well, truth is stranger than fiction and experimentation with Truth is nothing but playing with fire ! Secondly, the Indian government woos the NRI non residents, and applies oil on their already oily heads for money. Yes there are many patriotic NRIs but no exception is made for those who aren't, well how can anyone even judge anyway ! So, what's the harm if a truly patriotic person like me seek American/ British citizenship ? It's a developed country after all and I would still be a wooed and oiled patriotic NRI ! I wonder why didn't Maruti ( Brave courageous warrior Hanuman, the monkey God in Ramayana epic ) carry the whole of India to some developed, technologically advanced planet somewhere faraway in the Cosmos during the famous/infamous times of the Ramayana instead of carrying a puny mountain for a short distance to save Ram's brother Laxman by the Sanjibani ( Rejuvenating ) herb ? Monkey brained ! Thirdly, yes Army does it's job, so do doctors like me having contribution to the community and that too at a very meagre remuneration compared to the Army who also get many things for free or at a highly discounted rate including booze from their canteen. They also enjoy leaves but we have to sacrifice not only our loves, lives but also our days in and days outs and our nights too and what not more sacrifices have we done compared to the Army ? Why can't the Army feel lucky, humbled and blessed for being able to serve the country ? For that matter in fact, all the working poor people who do their work conscientiously and responsibly are awaiting the calling of the grand time heist too and also have to pay for their own booze and cannot enjoy discounted Scotch ! Peace keeping is a continuing responsibility and not any achievement by the army, our policemen also do their jobs ! So Mr Narendra Modi and Ms Mamata Banerjee, save your patriotic slogans for the Army and Hindutva sentiments and against the doctors and for the minorities respectively for your own shitty head vote bank ! You scoundrel politicians ( not my saying ) are so busy and blinded stashing up secret skeletons up your dirty coffers that you forget that every poor, suffering responsible man's work religion and duty is a calling of the devouring grand Time ! You will come to understand ! Oh the people of India, you still haven't understood the irony of Truth. My heart still aches and cries on thinking about leaving the country, my Doggie daughter Deejay cried in pangs of anguish with me early morning today but you people are so bone dry especially the celebrity actors of Bollywood and Tolywood that not only a drop of tear can moisten your love denied cheekbones but you are still carrying on with your Premlilas ( Love making plays ) not understanding even an infinitesimal figment of my Love ! You need to learn from the American or British pop singer artists or from my sweet hero child, Michael Jackson's moonwalk and from the solar energy of my favourite black Africa and Kilimanjaro, a Himalayan mountain soul that I AM ! Better late than never, how late is too late ? INDIA NEEDS AN IRON HARD FIST AND CLAD EMERGENCY RULING BY THE ARMY RULE OF NETAJI SUBHASH OR BY A DIE HARD GERMAN LIKE ADOLF HITLER !!! I will give you one ! You have performed Satidahas ( wife burn immolation ) but you haven't seen Pati-dahas ( husband immolation ), you don't even have a courageous heart to say in front of the general public that I am ready to be burned alive in the electric chullis ( furnace ) of crematoriums, but I do have that courage and offered my self immolation to my beloved general public ! They are scared to burn me, and you are scared to be burned alive ! I am cursing time itself to stop granting eternal lives to all until you are all burned alive, wickeds ! A wickedy, witchy punishment for the formless, virtueless wicked and the cursed disciples after all !!! FEEL THE HEAT OF RAVAN'S ETERNAL FUNERAL PYRE FIRE IN THE COSMIC RAVAGER'S FUNERAL ! --- Dr. Bibhash Chakravorty. Below appears the picture of the great courageous warrior, Monkey God Hanuman ( Maruti ) carrying Lord Ram on his shoulder away from danger of the Lanka demons, Ram's greatest devotee in Ramayana, who was supposed to be an incarnation of Lord SHIVA Himself. In India, if you want to appease Lord SHIVA, you go to a Hanuman temple first, in fact !